Atheists of Silicon Valley,
in cooperation with God, Jesus Christ, and former President George W. Bush,
is proud to present:

IN DEFENSE OF BIBLICAL MARRIAGE


There is nowhere in the bible that clearly states "one man and one woman" or "monogamy" or any words to that effect, but references to abstinence and polygamy are plentiful.
- Many thanks to John B. Hodges


by Cindy Scott, originally on christiangays.com

The Presidential Prayer Team has urged us to: "Pray for the President as he seeks wisdom on how to legally codify the definition of marriage. Pray that it will be according to biblical principles. With many forces insisting on variant definitions of marriage, pray that God's Word and His standards will be honored by our government."

Any good religious person believes prayer should be balanced by action. So here, in support of the Prayer Team's admirable goals, is a proposed Constitutional Amendment codifying marriage entirely on biblical principles:


THE TOP 14 BIBLICAL WAYS TO ACQUIRE A WIFE (author unknown)


TOP 7 BIBLICAL WAYS TO ACQUIRE A HUSBAND (from J. Duin)

(You'll have to figure out the references yourself...)


BIBLICAL CONTRADICTIONS ON MARRIAGE


For quotes in the bible relating to polygamy and many other subjects that most Christians would probably rather not talk about, see our quotes from the Christian Bible on marriage.

Betty Bowers (America's Best Christian) has a video that "Explains Traditional Marriage to Everyone Else".

The United States Department of Faith (powered by Landover Baptist Church) also has a list of proposed Constitutional amendments.

NOTE: Many of the people pushing the "defense of marriage" are Republicans.  Here's a list of the marriage history of some of them.


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